From now until Thursday, there will be arguments, name calling, bitter rivalries, new friendships and plenty of socialising that can only be found in the seaside town every Easter.
Can't be there? Missing out on the fun? Missing out on the debates? Missing out on Bar Red? Never fear, I will be twittering from conference every day on my trusty (cracked and dust infested) mobile phone. You can follow my tweets on the right of this page (click here if on facebook) or by visiting my twitter feed.
Alternatively, you could shop around a bit and try one of the people listed on the Technical Faults blog. They will all have their own views on conference, so you can get a cosmopolitan feel!
However, if you're lazy and don't want to keep flicking between twitter feeds then have a whirl with the hashtag #nusconf. It's just an easy way to find NUS conference related tweets.
Can't be arsed with any of that? Well I'll give you all a full report at the end of the week.